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“The consequence of this is that I'm always finding humans at their best and worst. I see their ugly and their beauty, and I wonder how the same thing can be both. (Death)”
― Markus Zusak, The Book Thief

nerdassbitch:

*throws shade* *misses*

tacoposey:

laurynsworld:

tacoposey:

on a scale of one to ten how ashamed do you think tumblr is to have the same logo font as toddlers and tiaras 

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jesus christ

did u think i was lying

durnbfuck:

i’m just an unattractive and really sad person who uses bands and tv shows to fill the void i feel in my heart

paintdeath:

confess your love for me via paypal

bonaventure-:

my sister just texted me out of nowhere “do you want some pizza rolls i accidentally made 80” 

awkwardlysasstastic:

my school’s jokes are actually getting funny

awkwardlysasstastic:

my school’s jokes are actually getting funny

levisstupidcravat:

seduce me with in-depth character analysis

"And thats how I got pregnant."

raininginreverse:

raininginreverse:

raininginreverse:

I just came up with the greatest joke ever and I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes straight would you like to hear it

what is kanye west’s favorite kind of omelette 

omeletteyoufinish