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supnoah:

when i see a cute couple my first thought is always if they’ve had sex yet


My thoughts before anything:  maybe if i wasn't ugly

me:  i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.  ...
me:  and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

sharpslut:

i wish people had crushes on me 

gabite:

those cashiers that let you buy things when you’re missing a few cents deserve to live forever

thetowerofpimps:

2009 me would think that 2014 me was hot and thats all that matters

landorus:

my #1 turn on is fast downloading

kaliforhnia:

There’s always gonna be that one person that you can’t get out of your mind no matter how hard you try.

sexcit1ng:

my laptop is hotter than my sex life

presidentgay:

i only argue when i know i’m right which is why i’m always arguing

ratchetlarry:

remember when everyone got mad at miley bc they thought this performance was provocative

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"Just remember that sometimes, the way you think about a person isn’t the way they actually are."
-John Green (via novous)

lnalloweentown:

being the fat friend like

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